Lies to Tell Your Children

My parents believe in scaring children into being better kids through bedtime stories.

It seems to have worked on me, so I’m sharing their method.

Flip through the book here, or read a few lies below.

Travel Writing

For 5 years, I wrote and photographed for a travel magazine. Until this little thing called COVID screwed it all up.

Once, I sold tumbleweeds.

A surprising amount of people tried to buy one.

I also ran a cult.

It didn’t take off.

Brandcenter

Made a bunch of fun dumb stuff with a bunch of fun smart people at ad school. I also met my husband. Take a peek here. At my ad school stuff, not my husband.